Sights to Unsee

I'm making a list of things I hope to never see again:
1. Porn of females with male genitalia
2. People blowing snot on the bus
3. Mice
4. Raccoons in the music studio
5. Young Rapscallions (McLovin's band... sorry McLovin)
6. Kids watching TV at the table in restaurants
7. Unconscious bikers on the sidewalk
8. The man who had anal with a horse/received anal from a horse? (thanks Emman/Elliot for this one)
9. Dogs pooping on the bus
10. Humans pooping in the planter in front of my old house

Oh yeah, this list was definitely inspired by an unfortunate and accidental viewing of (un)choice #1, which then reminded me of several other things I've seen and wished I hadn't. What have you seen that you wished you hadn't?  Think of it and leave it here, so you can be free of the taint of that image.  It will be safely kept here with the daily O if you would like come back and relive it!

The Sweet Life...

...of me and my boyfriend. (I can hear some of you laughing already.)  But really, I'm out of town and I miss him.  He's sweet and snuggly, like a bear.  Some of you are thinking, "Grizzly Man?" because you are worried that the bear is only tolerating me and will someday eat me alive.  What you don't know is that I am really, really salty and weird... like a crab.  If you piss me off I'll pinch the shit out of you and then frantically run sideways down the beach until a wave carries me back into the ocean.  On a good day, however, I'll allow my legs to be plucked from my crispy shell, cooked, smothered in butter, and then eaten.  So, although the bear is bigger and growls a lot, he's ultimately a simple creature that sleeps for half a year and wakes up to eat ants and honey.  The crab, on the other hand, is a tiny bitch waiting for any excuse to use the pinchers.